They're in Africa, teaching fat australian children how to run. It's free, because it comes straight from the well of pity for fat people in their hearts. Pictures will come soon.
Hello. My name is Smiley M. Happy, and this is my blog. Enjoy.
Right.
Yes, enjoy.
Yuppadoo.
Erm... Why are you still here?
I mean there is no reason for it, as I have stopped explaining things in general.
Seriously.
You can stop reading now.
Really. Stop it.
Now.
NOW.
I mean it.
Stop reading this RiGHT NOW.
And yet, you continue to read.
This is getting ridiculous now.
You're just wasting your time...
Look, there are fat kids in Australia who could use your help right now, but you aren't helping because you are reading this blog.
So, I say to you, if you don't stop reading right now, i will destroy you.
I mean it.
Right now.
Good.
Thankyou.
Goodbye. :)