As you may know, Our intergalactic war with the Sylfaenian Legions isn't exactly going in Our favour (they recently destroyed my prototype mind-control television remote), so I thought to Myself:
"If We're going to kill these aliens, I'll need to make bigger, better weapons. I wonder what's on TV?"
However, when I failed to find for the remote, I remembered they had destroyed it, and that gave Me an idea.
The key to winning this fight is not in better weapons, it's in better humans.
So I teamed up with the AWPP and they agreed to send over a volunteer for Happy Inc.'s newest project: Genetic Manipulation. When the volunteer arrived, I gave him the serum and sent him back to the plains of Australia to see what he would do. The results were far greater than I, or the Team had predicted. As you will see in this video, the test subject is faster, tougher and stronger than any other human.
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argh. My stupid computer takes so long to load the video! It freezes at four seconds, It's so annoying. Oh wellz, it looks good.
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